I WANT TO USE INSTAGRAM DESPITE THE FACT THAT I’M AWARE OF HOW SHIT AND WANNABE LIKE IT IS

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Remember when you left Gotham? Before all this, before Batman? You were gone seven years. Seven years I waited, hoping that you wouldn’t come back. Every year, I took a holiday. I went to Florence, there’s this cafe, on the banks of the Arno. Every fine evening, I’d sit there and order a Fernet Branca. […]

sahizzurp:

I am so glad I’m not a gay guy because I think I would have had the biggest boner yesterday.

There was this AMAZINGLY ATTRACTIVE brunette Portuguese/Spanish/Iberian studies lecturer but of Latin American descent with a beard and floppy, curly side-swept hair and I was DYING of ladyboneritis.

When I heard him talk about his wife, however, my lady-boner died.

it’s all about the Latinos.

lordgarlans:

Sofia was feeling sad so I ordered her a pizza and sent her a picture of a baby tapir

food and baby animals are my default responses to anything

it was the nicest thing anyone’s ever done to me and I’ll never forget this kind gesture 

sahizzurp:

Thinking about that time I saw Dirty Projectors – some fella had a dried aubergine around his neck, tied to a piece of string.

“so you’re a pretend gay with a boyfriend in Australia?”

“you have the face of a lesbian and dance like one too”

“you sound really bourgeois when you speak French”

Compliments/statements I received last night from my friends, aka the best things anyone can ever say to me.

I also ran into someone I never thought I’d run into, got kicked by Ben the chairman who everyone hates, witnessed  a 10 people fight and got followed by some cretins and almost got beaten up by them.

ishsweeney:

myintriguing:

My friends decided to take a lovely pic for the Westboro Baptist Church. They’re not gay but they support gay rights

This is the most gangsta shit I have ever seen on tumblr

Salman Khan/Hum Aapke Hain Koun..! 1994